You Have to Start Somewhere

I'm not very good at introductions, so I'll keep this short. In fact, here are some bullet points. Everyone likes bullet points, right?

• My name is Rachel. I am known in some circles as "Rage." Long story.
  
• I am nineteen years old and attending college somewhere where there are cornfields. No crop circles, though, as far as I know.
  (Sheesh, I feel like I'm introducing myself at Girl Scouts or something. "My name is, um...Rachel. I'm eight years old. My favorite flavor of ice cream is chocolate chip cookie dough.")
  
• I don't slay nearly as many vampires as I would like to.
  
• I have been serious about writing for basically my whole life. What I have not been serious about is showing my writing to other people. This blog is, among other things, an attempt to correct that.
  
• I write essays. I write rants. I write short plays. I write terrible, terrible fiction. I have no idea which I will post most of. My desk is organized. My thoughts are not.
  
• Constructive criticism is not only welcome, but desired. Please, rip this crap apart. If I get defensive, you are free to slap me in the face with a fish.

I think that's it for now. If I think of something else later-- Well, too bad for me. Thank you for reading!